The Shiny Gold Wrapper

Would you ever wear a shoe that was too big? You probably wouldn't be able to walk normal. The shoes would be flopping off your feet. That's dumb Right??  So why do males feel the need to wear the "Famous Magnum Condoms??" Is it because society makes them believe wearing a Magnum means that have a big d!ck? Is it because of the shiny gold wrapper??  Ummm, I'll go with the the first one Alex. There has been this myth that ALL Black Men have BIG d!cks!! African American men have always been referred to be "packing" in that area. Unfortunately, its just a myth. God how I wish it was true. Sometimes I think those men were only born in the early 1900's.

I don't think having a big d!ck has to define you, but PLEASE do not brag about how big your "third' leg is then you pull it out something thats the same size as a canned pop. Seriously, size isn't everything, but I would rather for you to pull out your 5inches and put on a regular condom (that fits) instead of pulling out a Magnum and there is still room in the condom.  Sometimes its even to the point that its so much extra room, you could put your balls in there too!! 

 I was reading this article about the Magnum Condom. The Vice President of Marketing, Jim Daniels stated, "The Magnum brand is viewed as a positive lifestyle badge and positive symbol, and people are proud to show they have a Magnum condom — the large size really connotes a sense of ‘above-average prowess,’ let’s call it.” But as the story's writer, Andrew Adam Newman points out later, the Magnum is only connoting a myth. For all the connotations, however, it turns out that Magnum is not so large. It is the same length as standard condoms, with the same circumference at its base, Mr. Daniels said. “Some people feel more comfortable with that width, but you don’t have to be an overly endowed man to use a Magnum and enjoy it,” he added. So in actuality, its all in your head.
The point that I want to make is that not only is it not appealing that you are wearing a condom that doesn't fit, but you are also running the risk of spreading diseases. Since your package doesn't securely fit in the condom, it makes it easier to come off. That can be dangerous to you and your partner. Lil Wayne said it best, "Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cuz you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" textSo wrap it up. 

But seriously, wearing a condom that fits your size is very important. The width of a condom can vary. Some condoms have a slightly smaller width to give a 'closer' fit, whereas others will be slightly larger. Figure out the perfect size for you or your partner, because sex should be about pleasure and sanctification not slip ups or slip offs because of egos. 

Do you think wearing a Magnum give guys with smaller d!cks false hope?


Kingsmomma said...

LMBO...hell yeah I think Magnums are teh same size as regla condoms and the people who market these golden tickets are brilliant. They KNOW a man will buy the magnum over any others. I think a small dacked man is given some sort of confirmation because he can fit this mythical condom. It's funny I was just having this conversation the other day

MissThirty2 said...

I totally agree. I honestly can say EVERY male carries these gold wrappers. It def. gives these dudes false hope that carrying these wrappers means they are "packing." Perfect Illusion. Thanks for Commenting :)

Amber No Rose said...

we cant even blame the dudes.. so many chicks talk just as much sh-t when it comes to "magnums"

Monique said...

Golden or not, get the size that fits, men.

MissThirty2 said...

I agree Monique!!! Thanks for commenting!! :)