Who said you can't turn a hoe into a housewife?

Apparently you can.
If you care then the Queen B of the Kardashian sisters finally found someone to commit to her. When I first read the tweets I was like oh okay thats cute. We all knew she had to do something because Khloe (my favorite Kardashian) was definitely stealing the thunder right beneath Kimmie's feet.

But then I thought it was funny that they announced their engagement via people magazine. I guess Kris Humphries has racks on racks on racks seeing that he dropped broccoli with extra cheese on Kim's 20.5 Carat ring. "Do you know what I can do with TWO million dollars?" Better yet can he even afford it? No shade. But I'm sure this is another business venture and E! will be writing Kim yet another check soon.