dear government


dear government,
[CLEARS THROAT] ummmm so i'm going to need for you to STOP trying to scare us and kill off the human race in general. I dont even know when all these epidemics happened but every year its a new one. Aids, West Nile, anthrax, mad cow, bird flu. nowwwwww Swine Flu. U see the pattern? Black people.. LOL let me stop. But fareal I'm tired of this.. Im not trying to walk around this summer looking like one of Micheal Jacksons children.. [covering my face] especially since the swine flu has been found in my state of residence. Im sure next spring/ summer it will be something else. they are just trying to eliminate the human race in general. so dear government please stop. thanks


sincerely, Amber

3 comments:

Pro's Hood said...

It's like every other day its a new epidemic. I thoroughly enjoyed lol i guess im gon look like one of mike's kids as well call me princess shawl lmao

Video Vix[o]n said...

WORD!!!

i'm not trying to walk around all paranoid. i'd be damned if a pig flu is the death of me... smh.

☆αmbєr said...

@PH lol. were gonna look like some foos this summer. glad u enjoyed this

@VV hahaha i feel u. atleast let its be over some chicken. but a pig? smh